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10.06.2025 03:24

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Still no good.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Another attempt resulted in ...

Wow! The changeover from President Biden to VP Kamala Harris as candidate could not have been more successful in just 2 days! It was as if they had been planning it. Could they have planned it? Are you excited by the positive Democratic response?

share office space ...

Next, they tried...

So they tried

Analyst sets date when Nvidia stock will hit $200 - Finbold

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

So, the docs changed it to read

Nuts and Butts

My son died seven months ago at the age of 24 how do I know if he’s in heaven and can he see me and hear me and why have I not gotten any signs yet from him or Mom just not seeing the signs how do I know if he’s OK how do I know if he’s happy?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Catatonics & High Colonics

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Why do some people refuse to explain their actions or behavior when asked? Why do they claim to not know the reason instead of providing an explanation?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

They put up a sign reading

Then came..

For the First Time, Scientists Spot Water Around a Young Star Similar to Our Sun - The Daily Galaxy

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Thumbs down again.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Why do US military soldiers/officers have a chest full of medal ribbons when they probably haven't been in a combat situation? Are the medals for attendance, good behaviour, or long service perhaps?

Freaks and Cheeks

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Scientists just learned the age of America's deepest canyon - SFGATE

Still no good

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Where's Marty McFly's guitar? Search is on for 'Back to the Future' prop 4 decades later - NBC News

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

No go.

Unacceptable again!

Scientists Fear a Passing Star Could Fling Earth Out of the Sun's Orbit, Into the Frigid Expanse Beyond - futurism.com

No, not a chance

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

2025 U.S. Nationals: Day 2 Prelims Live Recap - SwimSwam

Just Forget it!

No way

Hysterias & Posteriors

Surprise, 'Lies of P' first DLC Overture is out right now on Xbox and PC. No, it's true! - Windows Central

Loons and Moons

Everyone loved it.

Minds and Behinds

The Cause of Alzheimer's Might Be Coming From Within Your Mouth - ScienceAlert